What a difference 30 years make...

       1972: Long hair
       2002: Longing for hair

       1972: The perfect high
       2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund

       1972: KEG
       2002: EKG

       1972: Acid rock
       2002: Acid reflux

       1972: Moving to California because it's cool
       2002: Moving to California because it's warm

       1972: Growing pot
       2002: Growing pot belly

       1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
       2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

       1972: Seeds and stems
       2002: Roughage

       1972: Popping pills, smoking joints
       2002: Popping joints

       1972: Killer weed
       2002: Weed killer

       1972: Hoping for a BMW
       2002: Hoping for a BM

       1972: The Grateful Dead
       2002: Dr. Kevorkian

       1972: Going to a new, hip joint
       2002: Receiving a new hip joint

       1972: Rolling Stones
       2002: Kidney Stones

       1972: Being called into the principal's office
       2002: Calling the principal's office

       1972: Screw the system
       2002: Upgrade the system

       1972: Disco
       2002: Costco

       1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
       2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

       1972: Taking acid
       2002: Taking antacid

       1972: Passing the drivers' test
       2002: Passing the vision test

       1972: Whatever
       2002: Depends