Ladies
If you accidentally
over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it
will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."
Real Women
If you over-salt a
dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The
Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad
it tastes."
Ladies
Cure for headaches:
Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.
The throbbing will go
away.
Real Women
Take a lime, mix it
with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who
cares?
Ladies
Stuff a miniature
marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women
Just suck the ice
cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying
on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.
Ladies
To keep potatoes from
budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Real Women
Buy boxed mashed
potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
Ladies
When a cake recipe
calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and
there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake.
Real Women
Go to the bakery --
they'll even decorate it for you.
Ladies
Brush some beaten egg
white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Real Women
Sara Lee frozen pie
directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just
don't do it.
And finally the
most important tip....
Ladies
Don't throw out all
that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes
for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women
Leftover wine????
Remember:
A good friend will
come and bail you out of jail. But, a true friend will be sitting next to
you saying, "Damn...that was fun"