Gene addresses the man behind the counter, "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist
answers "Yes."
Gene: "We're about to
get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of
course we do."
Gene: "How about
medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All
kinds."
Gene: "Medicine for
rheumatism, scoliosis? "
Pharmacist:
"Definitely."
Gene: "How about
Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of
course."
Gene: "Medicine for
memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a
large variety. The works."
Gene: "What about
vitamins, sleeping pills, genital, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist:
"Absolutely."
Gene: "You sell
wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All
speeds and sizes."
Gene says to the
pharmacist: "We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts please."