The Elderly Wedding

Gene, age 89, and Lillian, age 77, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Gene suggests they go in.
 

 

Gene addresses the man behind the counter, "Are you the owner?" 

The pharmacist answers "Yes."  
 
Gene: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" 
Pharmacist: "Of course we do." 
 
Gene: "How about medicine for circulation?" 
Pharmacist: "All kinds." 
 
Gene: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? " 
Pharmacist: "Definitely." 
 
Gene: "How about Viagra?" 
Pharmacist: "Of course." 
 
Gene: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?" 
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." 
 
Gene: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, genital, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" 
Pharmacist: "Absolutely." 
 
Gene: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" 
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." 
 
Gene says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts please."